Deconstructing Dowd: An Idiot in Sheeps Clothing?

Maureen Dowd sees herself as Dorothy, the world sees her as The Great Green One.

Inquiring minds are looking at Maureen Dowd and trying to figure out if she is an idiot, crazy, or just plain evil. The Neo-Eva Braun of the Left is far loonier than normal in her column over the weekend.

There is an old saying between men in bars: “There is nothing uglier than a woman losing her looks”. It must be a coallary with respect to even the modicum of intellectual ability that Dowd once exhibited from time to time. And the once somewhat photogenic Dowd used to have, at least, the beauty of youth and high-priced salons; has morphed into Margaret Hamiton’s The Wicked Witch of the West from the Wizard of Oz. Though this Wicked Witch of the Left is so much more green with envy than that of her counterpart from the “West” ever showed. The psuedo intellectual drival that eminates from the facial orifice of “The Dowdy One” is stupifyingly boring:

As the politicians droned on and my Irish skin turned toasty brown, I worried that Governor Brewer might make a citizen’s arrest and I would have to run for my life across the desert. She has, after all, declared open season on anyone with a suspicious skin tone in her state.

Where is the basis of fact in this statement? Humor demands it. All Gov. Brewer did was enact a law that when arrested, all people should have their residency checked. It is nothing but a toned-down version based on Federal Law. Sane, law abiding people have thought this was being done all along.

We are in the era of Republican Mean Girls, grown-up versions of those teenage tormentors who would steal your boyfriend, spray-paint your locker and, just for good measure, spread rumors that you were pregnant.

These women — Jan, Meg, Carly, Sharron, Linda, Michele, Queen Bee Sarah and sweet wannabe Christine — have co-opted and ratcheted up the disgust with the status quo that originally buoyed Barack Obama…

Memo to Ms. Dowd: Buy a freshman pyschology book and look up “transference” and “projection”

I know ‘The Left’ tries to rewrite history but…come on!

Maureen, we know the cool girls must have really irrritated you, but this ‘Katy Perry’ rant is just too out there. These were, and are STILL are, ‘the cool girls’. Sarah IS the cool girl from high school. She is the sports star who won the beauty pagent, married the stud, and is having a wonderful life. It must be sooo painful to see that she has given birth to 5 lovely children and is STILL prettier than you. Maureen…we understand your hurt. Spinster without child. It must really be dissappointing…but it doesn’t make you any less a woman.

But then, Dowd sends postcards from BEYOND the edge (or maybe it was from the bottom of the vodka bottle) with this:

Seated next to Brewer at the bridge dedication was Harry Reid, the slight, mild-mannered, 70-year-old Senate majority leader who has wandered into the surprise fight of his career — a race where the fur is flying.

Reid mild-manner?!?!? Dowd has just lost it by this point. Who could write this outside of Jimmy Kimmel’s writers? This is just so out-there that it defys logic. Dowd must have a freind…somewhere, that could take her in for a 48-hour evaluation.

As bad as Dowd’s article was, it’s the incredibly inane (that means basically ‘stupid’ to the ignorant-left[redundancy is needed when even mentioning the left these days]). The Trolls were out en force. It is suggested that readers don a HazMat suit prior to diving in due to the incredible vitriolic acid spewing from the lips of the ‘intelligent loving’ left.

The Manhatten Mouthpiece drones on hypocritically and it is just so…so…boring:

No wonder the readership of the NYTimes has collapsed during her tenure there. Not exactly worthy of pay-per-view.

(see Conservatives can write a piece just as nasty as The Left. But where does that get us?)


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