Memo to Immelt:

Better watch out, Jeffrey...Michelle doesn't even get that look Wednesday night after midnight. Of course, she hasn't given as much booty, either.

Hey Champ, regards your negative comments towards your fellow businessmen: Can you please show a little benevolence?

I am sure this probably comes as a complete surprise to you but many business folk just aren’t as lucky as you. It’s as simple as that. They don’t have millions of dollars to donate to a presidential candidate. Neither do they force their employees to make contributions. This means that they have to actually make it in the marketplace and not expect to win rigged government contracts.

Just saying.